Top 10 Best Bad Parking Cards Road Rage Edition

GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car Leave a card so even if you're long gone, your angry sentiment lingers.. BE AS OFFENSIVE AS THEIR PARKING. Tired of assholes parking like idiots Get revenge by unleashing your anger and leaving no room for doubt as to how you feel about their shitty driving skills.. GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100 happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right. GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.. THICK DURABLE PAPER LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer in inclement weather and look super professional..

NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS Idiots that can't park driving you crazy Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes. PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK It's like a fake parking ticket, but better Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation. GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100 happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right. BULK PACK MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.. THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life..

Lord Fauntleroys Bad Parking Cards Vol I Business Cards 7x Designs, 18 50 Note Pack. Politically Incorrect Revenge vs Terrible Parkers and Road Rage. Insulting Parking Cards for Ridiculous Parkers Idiots. Prank, Gag Gift, Roast Set. READY TO ROAST AHOLES PARKING LIKE IDIOTS Here is another way to laugh yourself to the ultimate catharsis.. GREAT GIFT IDEA. Do you want to make someone laugh out loud Just have them open these gag gift cards and read a few.. HIGH QUALITY PRINTED PARKING CARDS for QUICK AND EASY hand out. Each pack comes with 50 cards with approx. 7 copies of each roast.. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED or your money back.

PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation. EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips.. GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts, pranks, and novelty goods. If at any point you're not 100 happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right. BULK PACK MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot These profanity free tickets probably won't get you in trouble with HR. THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens..

NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS Idiots that can't park driving you crazy Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes. PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK It's like a fake parking ticket, but better Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation. GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100 happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right. BULK PACK MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.. THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life..

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.. This is the main game. Buy this first.. Contains 500 white cards and 100 black cards for maximum replayability.. Includes a booklet of sensible game rules and preposterous alternate rules.. America's 1 gerbil coffin..

The Ultimate Prank Kit NO 1. just got even better. Giving this as a gift could be a highlight of any party or holiday break. Loaded with lots of classics and also exciting new pranks that will cause tons of laughs. Making this truly the Ultimate Prank Kit for any prankster. READ BELOW FOR PRODUCT DESCRIPTION.

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Simply stated these are the most realistic prank parking tickets on the planet and possibly the universe. We researched for years ok maybe it was hours not years to make sure ours were the greatest off all time. Adult and even kid friendly for the young ones that want to pretend to be the police. Don't worry adults, we left a space for you in case you want to write something in. This allows you to take it to the next level of pranking.. Our joke parking citation tickets were designed to look and feel like the real thing. Printed on 70lb Premium Uncoated Text paper, not too thin, not too thick. Size is 9.5 x 4.125 inches which makes it big enough to actually fill out all the necessary info. You get 25 total tickets that youll actually use.. Many gag violation tickets simply are way too small. Some don't even leave you enough space to write any info in. Others are a decent size but are not exactly a correct size of a traffic ticket, they are more like a 4 x 6 postcard. A real parking or violation ticket needs to be roughly the size of a regular sized letter envelope to appear real.. The ticket info has a total of 30 offense options, the last option is one you can fill in yourself. Use your imagination and have fun on this one. Our fake parking ticket doesn't give the joke away, right away hey that rhymes..yeah. You have to actually read the fine print before you know it's a fake violation. We wanted the victim to suffer a little longer. 100 Satisfaction guarantee. If for any reason you are not happy with your purchase please contact us. We work hard to make sure our customers are happy. If youre not 100 satisfied please feel free to return it for a full refund of the purchase price, no questions asked..

VALUE PACK of 100 - You Parked Like an Idiot Cards, Smooth Surface, 14PT Thick Cardstock Paper.. SIZE 3.5 x 2 Inches, Rounded Corners Standard Business Card Size Great way to tell someone You Suck at Parking.. MULTI REASONS NOTICE - Attention You parked like an Idiot Moron for one or More Reasons, Just Tick the applicable one at back side of card to covey your massage to violators for easy efficient vehicle parking area control.. IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE - You can also write your own comments in writable area at back side to tell someone why they park like an idiot. Leave on careless drivers under the windshield wiper, through the drivers door window, will send a strong message to them. EXCELLENT NOVELTY GAG GIFT. PURE SATISFACTION We are Very Confident on our Bad Parking Cards, Surely You will Love it..