Top 10 Best Profanity Pens
of November 2024
1
Best Choice
Paper Junkie
Paper Junkie
Paper Junkie 12 Pack Snarky Ballpoint Pens with Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Work Pens for Adults, Colleagues, Work Humor, Employee Appreciation Gifts, Office Supplies, 6 Assorted Colors
10
Exceptional
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2
Best Value
Paper Junkie
Paper Junkie
Paper Junkie 12-Pack Inspirational Ballpoint Pens with Motivational, Encouraging Messages, Inspirational Pens for Working Women, Students, and Teachers for School and Offices (6 Colors)
9.9
Exceptional
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3
GetBullish
GetBullish
Get Bullish Set Of 5 Sweary Fck Cussing Gel Pens, Multicolor, Snarky Novelty Office Supplies, Sassy Gifts For Friends, Co-Workers, Boss
9.8
Exceptional
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Teling
Teling
20 Pieces Snarky Office Pens Funny Ballpoint Pens Motivational Pens Rude Quotes Pen Vibrant Negative Passive Pens Positive Message Pens for Colleague Coworker, Black Ink (Rude Style)
9.7
Exceptional
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Outus
Outus
Snarky Office Pens Funny Ballpoint Pens Work Sucks Pen Complaining Quotes Pen Vibrant Negative Passive Pens for Colleague Co-Worker, Black Ink (10 Pieces)
9.6
Exceptional
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Starlush New York
Starlush New York
Starlush Customer Service Pens - Funny Pen Set of 6 Work Sucks Offensive Sarcastic Snarky Sweary Pens Adult Humor Profanity Curse Words Gag Gifts for Him Her Co-Worker Boss Hilarious Inappropriate
9.5
Excellent
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7
Express Pencils
Express Pencils
"Thank You" Gift Stylus Pens For All TouchScreen Devices - 2 in 1 Combo Pen for Events, Parties, Employee Appreciation & More (50 Pack)
9.4
Excellent
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8
Wooden Shoe Designs
Wooden Shoe Designs
Offencils Profanity Pencils - Funny Curse Pencils - Naughty Words - Offensive Pencils (Rated R)
9.3
Excellent
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9
KATE POSH
KATE POSH
Bitch please I'm so fucking FABULOUS, I piss glitter and shit rainbows - Engraved Pink Leather Pen - Funny Gag Gift
9.2
Excellent
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10
Get Bullish
Get Bullish
Get Bullish Official Employee Appreciation Pen Set of 5
9.1
Excellent
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11
Paper Mate
Paper Mate
Paper Mate Profile Retractable Ballpoint Pens, Bold Point (1.4mm), Assorted, 12 Count
9.0
Excellent
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12
ban.do
ban.do
ban.do Write On Colorful Pencil Set of 10, Pre-Sharpened #2 Graphite Pencils for School/Office, Compliments
8.9
Very Good
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Paper Junkie 12 Pack Snarky Ballpoint Pens with Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Work Pens for Adults, Colleagues, Work Humor, Employee Appreciation Gifts, Office Supplies, 6 Assorted Colors
Sarcastic Pens Give this set of 12 pens with funny sayings for adults as a gift to a friend, coworker, or loved one at an upcoming work anniversary, birthday, or holiday gift exchange. Work Humor These funny pens for coworkers include 6 various hilarious sayings such as Don't Touch Me Peasant, Dream Crusher, and It's a Nice Day to Leave Me Alone. High Quality These work humor pens are made of quality metal material with black ink that is smooth to write with and come in 6 colors, including white, turquoise, red, neon yellow, purple, and orange. Dimensions The wildly inappropriate pens measure 5.3 x 0.4 inches each perfect quirky writing companion for coworkers looking to pass time and make a less amusing work day more thrilling. Comes With Includes 12 demotivational pens with quotes such as Please don't make me socialize, Shhh... No one cares, and Before you start... Don't.
Paper Junkie 12-Pack Inspirational Ballpoint Pens with Motivational, Encouraging Messages, Inspirational Pens for Working Women, Students, and Teachers for School and Offices (6 Colors)
Bulk Pens for Gifts Give this set of 12 inspiring ballpoint pens to friends, coworkers, or loved ones for a gift exchange, work anniversary, or end of year student gifts from teachers. 6 Motivational Sayings The quotes include, You Are So Worth It, Create Your Own Happiness, Grit Grace, Dream. Create. Inspire., Be You. Do You. For You., and Set Goals Crush Them. Black Ink These positive pens are made of quality metal the black ink is easy to write with so that you can enjoy a comfortable writing experience that will enhance your productivity and creativity. Dimensions Each ballpoint pen measures 5.3x0.4 inches, making them compact and portable so that you can carry them with you anywhere and always have a reliable writing tool at hand. Package Contents You will receive a 12 pack of ballpoint motivational pens 6 assorted colors in order to provide you with a variety of options to match your mood and style.
Get Bullish Set Of 5 Sweary Fck Cussing Gel Pens, Multicolor, Snarky Novelty Office Supplies, Sassy Gifts For Friends, Co-Workers, Boss
Multicolor sweary cussing gel pens in a 5 assortment pieces that says, Fuck Right Off, Fucker Mcfuckface, Don't Steal My Pen, You Fucking Fuck, Fuck All This Shit, Just Look At This Motherfucking Pen, Fuck You And Your Pen. Features a minimalist styling with a smooth barrel. These gel pens writes in black ink. A perfect gift for your family and friends.
20 Pieces Snarky Office Pens Funny Ballpoint Pens Motivational Pens Rude Quotes Pen Vibrant Negative Passive Pens Positive Message Pens for Colleague Coworker, Black Ink (Rude Style)
Reliable material these pens are made of sturdy and reliable metallic materials The personalized pens can write smoothly and comfortably, with a bright and colorful finish giving a modern, classy appearance, providing serviceable functions The touch stylus are compatible with most modern touchscreen devices. Package content you will receive 20 pieces of funny pens for office in 10 different colors and sweary messages, 2 pieces for each color The length of each pen is approx. 14.5 cm 5.7 inches, which is portable and comfortable to use, can meet your different uses in daily life and working. Smooth writing the 1.0 mm point tips provide define lines and reduce skipping when writing These ballpoint pens write smoothly on many kinds of paper, and the black ink will not penetrate the paper, to bring you a comfortable writing experience. Funny rude quotes these snarky ballpoint pens are metallic looking with funny message printed on the front These black ink passive pens can also continue to accompany you for years to come because you can easily replace the inner pen refills with other refills. Ideal gifts these funny ballpoint pens can be applied to express your humor to people around you, suitable for coworkers and friends as gifts for their birthday, festival, graduation, coworkers celebration.
Snarky Office Pens Funny Ballpoint Pens Work Sucks Pen Complaining Quotes Pen Vibrant Negative Passive Pens for Colleague Co-Worker, Black Ink (10 Pieces)
You will receive there are 10 pieces ballpoint pens with 10 different complaining quotes, the length of the pen is approx 13.6 cm 5.4 inches, which is portable and convenient to use, can meet your different usage requirements. Complaints and negative energy these complaining message pens are metallic looking with complaining quotes printed on the front, such as EVERYONE'S JUDGING YOU, SAME THING,DIFFERENT DAY, YOUR FACE IS WEIRD, etc., these quotes can express your personality, dissatisfaction with life and vent emotions, regulate emotions. Nice gifts you can give a set or 2 of these complaining quotes pens to the sassy, snarky dwellers in your life, nice gifts for a new job, birthday, boss's day or daily use if you want to let everyone around you know that people-ing isn't always your strongest skill Let everyone know just how borderline disgruntled you really are by using these pens at home or in the office. Smooth to write 0.5 mm point tip provide define lines and reduce skipping when writing, which makes these ballpoint pens write smoothly on many kinds of papers, and the black ink will not penetrate the paper. Quality material the complaining pens are made from durable metallic materials and write smoothly and comfortably, these metal complaining pens are also good ways to show them their funny complaint makes a difference.
Starlush Customer Service Pens - Funny Pen Set of 6 Work Sucks Offensive Sarcastic Snarky Sweary Pens Adult Humor Profanity Curse Words Gag Gifts for Him Her Co-Worker Boss Hilarious Inappropriate
SET OF 6 COLORFUL SWEARY PENS Inappropriate Phrases include Im starting to feel sick tomorrow Red, I don't know I just work here Orange, I don't give a fuck Purple, The customer is always wrong Blue, Shut up I have a job to do Green, Keep Calm and take a deep breath Teal. Funny insulting curse words welcome into adulthood kind of sayings for a badass person. Cool cute colors for women and men.. NICE MIX Assorted novelty pens with motivational and demotivational words and quotes pack of 6 for those days when work sucks and there is some hate in the air. There is nothing like a fun light insult on a pen. Get all your writing done with a pen that sets the mood. The pens are mechanic click-action, ballpoint with black ink. Yes, with that fidget thingy on top that annoys people when you click it Always have a crazy pen at hand. Inspirational writing instrument tool.. EXCLUSIVE FROM STARLUSH NEW YORK Funny pens for the home, office, or on-the-go. A must among office supplies if you want to keep your day light, naughty, and hilarious without being too rude. Get compliments when you interact with people or when you lend a pen to someone. If you don't get a compliment you will get a few laughs.. GREAT GIFT bachelorette party, birthday, co-workers, event, teacher, nurse, office mate, coworker, boss, manager, representative, operator, human, anxiety, business person, help desk person, assistant, friends, team mate, lady boss, birthday, girls, teen, team gift, waitress, server, manager, adults, queen bitch, snarky best friend, prankster, students, christmas, stocking stuffers or any occasion from big to small. Great as party favors and as a funny joke..
"Thank You" Gift Stylus Pens For All TouchScreen Devices - 2 in 1 Combo Pen for Events, Parties, Employee Appreciation & More (50 Pack)
Amazing Gift This pen is perfect for any occasion, party or event. Give a great thank you gift for your coworkers, your boss, your physicians, your admin, your nurses, your teacher, your dentist, conventions, employee appreciation gifts more. We print the words Thank You with our permanent scratch free 4-layer ink. This is the perfect thank you bulk gifts that really impress those that receive them.. Stylus Tip Our Thank You pens come with a seamless stylus tip that offers continuous accuracy for all touch screen devices all phones, tablets, computers, etc.. Quality We pride ourselves in offering the best, high-quality Thank You stylus pens on the market. Our ink is ultra smooth and our stylus is precise. Steer away from cheap pens that fall apart. Our pens are built to last. We Guarantee it These are perfect thank you gifts. Many Great Colors Our stylus thank you pens come in 6 bright colors. Stick out from the crowd with these nice looking pens that youll be proud to hand out.. Compatible with ALL touchscreen devices You can use these pens on any touchscreen device. Be confident that your thank you gift will work any device that has a touch screen..
Offencils Profanity Pencils - Funny Curse Pencils - Naughty Words - Offensive Pencils (Rated R)
WONDERFUL SWEARY A unique gift for the person in your life who loves a good curse word or two, and there are even a few curse words here you've probably never even thought of. A great way to add to your repertoire.. EXCELLENT QUALITY Each 100 real 2 lead pencils is printed with varying degrees of profanity. Just sharpen them and they are ready for all your profanity laden notes.. PERFECT AMOUNT Set of 20 pencils with printings ranging from TWAT FACE to CUNTY MCCUNTFACE, packaged in a handcrafted pencil box and are a standard 7.5 inches in length.. AMAZING LIFETIME CUSTOMER SERVICE You love them or your money back for life - we keep our promises to our customers and treat you like family.
Bitch please I'm so fucking FABULOUS, I piss glitter and shit rainbows - Engraved Pink Leather Pen - Funny Gag Gift
Measures 5 12 Long. Ballpoint, black ink. Compatible with Cross style refills. Top-quality Leatherette. Pen is engraved carved, not printed. Beautifully packaged in tissue paper and a gift box. Ready to give as gift. All pens are hand-crafted by artisans in our CA facility.
Get Bullish Official Employee Appreciation Pen Set of 5
Comes in a set of 5 multi-colored refillable ballpoint click pens with black ink. 5 Motivational Messages in pack Your Skillset Is Legendary, Official Employee Appreciation Pen, This Pen Belongs To A Workplace Superhero, You Make Our Workplace Awesomer, You Are So Valued Its Wild. Perfect for co-workers, employees, friends, graduation and birthday gifts. Corporate gift, order in bulk for business organization. Funny inspirational quotes.
Paper Mate Profile Retractable Ballpoint Pens, Bold Point (1.4mm), Assorted, 12 Count
Ballpoint pen with bold 1.4 millimeter point helps you confidently communicate your thoughts. Soft grip for comfortable everyday writing. Reliably vivid ink brightens up your notes. Convenient retractable design and color matching barrels. Black, Blue, Red, Green, Purple, Orange, Magenta, Turquoise, Lime, Brown, Navy and Plum ballpoint pens bring your handwriting to life.
ban.do Write On Colorful Pencil Set of 10, Pre-Sharpened #2 Graphite Pencils for School/Office, Compliments
Graphite pencils come pre-sharpened so you can start writing down your dreams the second you open the box. Pencil set includes 10 sharpened no. 2 lead pencils with a non-smudge eraser end. These fun pencils are featured in bold colors with different compliments on each one that will boost your confidence by at least 110. Pastel, neon, holographic, metallic...there's definitely a pencil in this pack that fits whatever style you're currently vibing. The compliment pencils make everything more fun - homework, sudoku, even filling out paperwork at the doctors office Yeah, they really are that good.